I, <insert your name here>, do solemnly swear to abide by Age Aggressively's Commandments*.
- Thou shall not whine, cry, or otherwise indicate that thou wearest diapers; unless thy diapers are part of your racing costume
- Thou shall not gloat over those slower, nor revere those faster
- Thou shall appreciate spandex in all its sizes
- Thou shall always encourage
- Thou shall help a fallen comrade and confirm his well-being before mocking him
- Thou shall not take thyself too seriously
- Thou shall not mock your friends if thou can giveth but not taketh, thou shall shut-up
- Thou shall rejoice successes regardless of place, knowing thou hast finished
- Thou shall not make excuses for sucking
- Thou shall rejoice failures, for it will make you better next time
- Thou shall make friends of strangers, for they art on thy same journey
- Thou shall chase bunnies
- Thou shall not brag
- Thou shall high-five, hug, or show other acts of congratulations to those who came, saw, and conquered
- Thou shall ridicule thyself first and congratulate thyself last
- Thou shall admit that there is nothing thou cannot do, and then join the race
- Thou shall cheer those finishing after you, and commend those who finished before
- Thou shall enjoy the journey
- Thou shall have fun
- Thou shall not quit
*I understand that this list can change without warning and, if so, I must change with it if I intend to maintain continued awesomeness and Aggressive Aging. I hear by promise to myself and all others who heed the call of the Aggressives that I will uphold the dignity and sanctity of our creed, or at least some semblance thereof.