Dear fellow Aggressives,
I would like to sincerely apologize for my lack of posts lately. I could make excuses, I really could. In fact, here are a few I wanted to use:
1) "I have been so very busy aggressively winning all my races that I haven't had a chance to write down all the aggressive awesomeness..."
but you would know that I was lying partly because I have a penchant for hyperbole but mostly because I don't win and if I did you would definitely hear about it.
2) "I recently found out I am pregnant..."
but, yeah.... no uterus...
3) "A secret government agency put together a new task force and needed me to join them in their defense of the planet against the dark forces of Loki..."
but, that team already has a Captain and the Black Widow has a restraining order against me.
4) "I stopped all running, cycling, swimming, and obstacling and, therefore, blogging, to start my new hobby: Aggressively Napping..."
and this is the only one you may have believed.
Truth is, I've been lazy. Lazy training. Lazy blogging. Lazy lazy-ing. Maybe it's the season or the weather. Whatever it is, I don't like it. So here's the deal. I will start writing again if you promise to be patient with me, be gentle, and not too critical. I'm sensitive.
I may be on my period.
(coming sooner than you think... my first installment of the 2012 Mount Snow Tough Mudder review... seriously, it's coming soon!)
I would like to sincerely apologize for my lack of posts lately. I could make excuses, I really could. In fact, here are a few I wanted to use:
1) "I have been so very busy aggressively winning all my races that I haven't had a chance to write down all the aggressive awesomeness..."
but you would know that I was lying partly because I have a penchant for hyperbole but mostly because I don't win and if I did you would definitely hear about it.
2) "I recently found out I am pregnant..."
but, yeah.... no uterus...
3) "A secret government agency put together a new task force and needed me to join them in their defense of the planet against the dark forces of Loki..."
but, that team already has a Captain and the Black Widow has a restraining order against me.
4) "I stopped all running, cycling, swimming, and obstacling and, therefore, blogging, to start my new hobby: Aggressively Napping..."
and this is the only one you may have believed.
Truth is, I've been lazy. Lazy training. Lazy blogging. Lazy lazy-ing. Maybe it's the season or the weather. Whatever it is, I don't like it. So here's the deal. I will start writing again if you promise to be patient with me, be gentle, and not too critical. I'm sensitive.
I may be on my period.
(coming sooner than you think... my first installment of the 2012 Mount Snow Tough Mudder review... seriously, it's coming soon!)
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